Prices may be spiraling up, but with ports already clogged it may not mean much

摘要

A source with a major metallurgical coal producing company said dizzying prices will be reported in the coming weeks. Excitement will be at a fever pitch. Many of us will get interview requests from "People" and be followed on our routine errands by "The National Enquirer." Joe Czul won't go anywhere without his Ray-Bans. Bob Pusateri will begin an ultimately meaningless dalliance with a multilingual gymnast from Yale.