COMPULSORY: A MURDERBOT DIARIES STORY

摘要

it's not like I haven't thought about killing the humans since I hacked my governor module. But then I started exploring the company servers and discovered hundreds of hours of downloadable entertainment media, and I figured, what's the hurry? I can always kill the humans after the next series ends.Even the humans think about killing the humans, especially here. I hate mines, and mining, and humans who work in mining, and of all the stupid mines I can remember, I hate this stupid mine the most. But the humans hate it more. My risk-assessment module predicts a 53 percent chance of a human-on-human massacre before the end of the contract."Knobface," Elane said to Asa. "You're not the supervisor."Maybe that percentage should have been higher, the way the three humans on the observation platform were fighting about the flow rate. Not that I cared. I was in the entertainment feed, watching episode 44 of The Rise and Fall of Sanctuary Moon and monitoring ambient audio for keywords in the unlikely event that a human said something important."Those things make my insides creep." That was Sekai, looking at me. Nobody likes SecUnits. Even I don't like us. We're part-human, part-bot constructs, and we make everybody nervous and uncomfortable.