A kid-swallowing aircraft carrier; that Google knows a little too much about my ramen broth failures; not getting the dance moves in time for the performance; every moment of the past nine years of parenting; that my life can end whenever and I don't know when; AFI has a new album undiagnosable tummy troubles; mistaking cornstarch for baking powder; that someone is spying on me while I Netflix-and- chill; that my Kindle is messing with my circadian rhythms—can I just transfer my book purchases to paper versions?; empty promises of Wi-Fi on the far north shore of Lake Superior; what if no one can unlock my email account and I lose all the Colophon submissions?
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