Attack of the Kibitzers

摘要

Here's some advice for mitt romney: Tack to the political center. Actually, no: Fire up your conservative base. Talk more about your agenda. Or maybe talk more about yourself. Loosen up! But avoid gaffes at all costs. Own your Mormonism. On second thought, conceal your Mormonism Shake the Etch A Sketch on immigration. But stay consistent and don't flip-flop. You can only win by picking Marco Rubio as your Veep-unless Rubio's too green. And try dressing more casually. But whatever you do, don't focus-group your wardrobe.