MORGAN'S POMADE COMPANY LTD, HAIR AND BEAUTY PRODUCTS

摘要

Some years ago my Father told me that when his hair turned prematurely, to his mind, grey he discussed with my Mother the possibility of reversing this not inevitable process, oh such vanity! Considering his Father's follicle free and shiny bonce, they decided that keeping his hair regardless of its colour might be the best course of action rather than disrupt the universal equilibrium and attempt through chemical intervention to return to looking the age that he actually was! Well, they obviously hadn't heard of the wonder treatment that is Morgan's Pomade, which, being that Fathers' hair colour loss was in the 1970s, at that time had already been helping men of the World restore their colourful locks for over one hundred years!