Apocalypse 2006

摘要

I don't like to brag. In fact, humility is one of my defining virtues. For example, you'll never hear me say that I was my high school's valedictorian. Partly because I wasn't. But if I were, I definitely wouldn't bring it up during our first introduction. I'm also a bit shy. You'd need to know me two, maybe three days before I admitted that I'm not an engineer by training. But most industry professionals quickly guess this due to my blank stare and slight drool when discussing technical matters. Instead, I chose the lonely, difficult road during college to pursue English Literature and Journalism. Engineering was my fall-back major, but fortunately I mastered the English language in only 21 short years. Gear Stress Analysis? Too easy. Determining the coefficient of thermal expansion for printed circuit board materials? Child's play. Besides, women like men who can quote Shakespeare-not the Periodic Table of Elements.