Bits & Bites

摘要

When St. Paul, Minnesota's Pioneer Press launched its sexy accountant contest earlier this year, readers responded with photos and essays. But Brittany Metzig of Roseville took it to the next level, nominating her 34-year-old husband, Charlie, with a poem that read, in part, as follows: "All the girls may ooh and ahh When he talks about GAAP and EBITDA, But I'm the one he chose for LIFO Who needs average cost or FIFO? He shouldn't doubt he always has me He meets MY standards, and the FASB's. I do find him especially foxy When he gets going on Sarbanes-Oxley. Want to have some real flirtation?