'It wasn't long before she found herself wearing a dead fish as a hat'

摘要

I was once on a 147ft sailing yacht that was about to head across the Atlantic. We had a new stewardess on board who was very sweet and super keen - she'd taken more than 100 photos before we'd even left the bay. It was her first time crossing the Atlantic and she was very gullible. So much so in fact, that the rest of the crew was able to persuade her that, much like when you cross the equator and take part in a traditional Neptune ceremony, when you cross the Atlantic, Poseidon comes on board.