Humour

摘要

1.Little girl: 'Mother, may I have a nickel for the old man who is outside crying?'Mother: 'Yes, dear. But what is the old man crying about?'Little girl: 'Ice cream cooes, ten cents.'2. Kind neighbor(to a little boy eating an apple): 'Look out for the worms, sonny.'Willie: 'When I eat an apple, the worms have to look out for themselves,